![]() Maybe someone else has.” When the producer asks if she’s talking about Lisa, she takes a sip out of her “I Love NY” mug and shrugs. She questions what John Barlow does just as Lisa questioned Seth, brings up SEC filings about their businesses not making money, and even says, “I have never exchanged sex for money that’s what a whore is. We’re seeing lawyer and litigator Meredith Marks in action. It seems like Meredith’s strategy is to go through the soliloquy point by point and turn the tables, applying it to Lisa instead of herself - thus dismissing the entire thing as projection. In a rental of their own, Meredith and Seth are unpacking groceries and chatting about The Tirade™. The theme, despite the demographics of Utah (as Sharrieff notes), is Harlem Nights. But were they downsized, or did they all just take plea deals? Either way, they surely won’t be attending Sharrieff’s birthday party at the home of Jen’s friend (and new friend of the show) Angie K., who sounds like Stephanie J. Over in Jen’s latest, newly downsized Shah Chalet rental, she’s struggling to turn on the fireplace - because along with the house, she says she had to downsize the Shah Squad. Like the Church, they also told me I would burn for eternity in hell for removing my name from their ledger. As someone who has had to unsubscribe from Old Navy promotional emails, I can relate. While Heather isn’t ready to pull this trigger just yet, out of respect for her still-Mormon family, Whitney goes to, prints out the letter, and says so long to Joseph Smith. Speaking of being a former Mormon, Whitney tells Heather that after a session with her energy healer, Megan (of course), she plans on officially leaving the Church by requesting her name be removed from its records. And as a former Mormon, she says the fact that she has a bar in her house is a “big dill,” which is how Whitney pronounces deal. Whitney takes Heather into her speakeasy, which is tucked behind bookshelves filled with books that were surely bought to build a speakeasy with. Jen’s advice isn’t quite as sage as Heather’s, and she suggests that Meredith monetize the hot-mic rant by making “Garbage Trash Whore” T-shirts, which, to be fair to Jen, I would purchase and wear.Īt Whitney’s house, her daughter, Bobbi, is making a pros-and-cons list about boys, the very mention of which seems to summon Heather, a.k.a. But that restraint was impressive while it lasted! Until seconds later, when Jen asks what the rumors are and Meredith tells her they’re about Lisa cheating on her husband. ![]() And am I spreading them? No.” See, that’s the kind of steel trap Meredith is she would never go so low as to repeat horrible rumors about her friend like that. “I’m hearing rumors left, right, and center about Lisa. Over in that weird outdoor pool, this seems to be the beginning for Meredith, who’s preparing for war, not a cease-fire. But until they add humble pie to the Taco Bell drive-thru, I think we’ve got a long way to go. Ultimately, Heather tells her that she has to grovel and eat a lot of humble pie to get out of this one. Over a pair of Vida Palomas, Lisa asks for Heather’s advice on how to dig herself out of this mess with Meredith. And after Lisa called her a “garbage trash whore,” Jen calling Brooks a twink (derogatory) probably doesn’t seem so bad to Meredith anymore. Unlike all the shooting locations for this show, hell has not frozen over, but rather, Lisa’s hot-mic tirade has created a disturbance in the SLC force, giving the women no choice but to shift alliances. Well, technically, Jen and Meredith aren’t meeting for lunch they’re going to have a conversation while standing in some pool - a classic Salt Lake City pastime. Like a twisted episode of Wife Swap, things kick off with separate lunches between two sets of nemeses, one with Lisa and Heather, and the other with Jen and Meredith. She’s off to lunch - but not with whom you might expect. We’re jolted back into the present day when Lisa Barlow saunters into the frame, back where she belongs, holding a fountain soda the size of her head. To quote Kyle Richards, “We were all so happy that day … it’s actually hard to even imagine how terrible things would soon become.” And by terrible, I mean Shah-mazing. Jen Shah is talking about how much money she makes, Meredith and Lisa sing each other’s praises, and Heather and Whitney are gushing about their perfect relationship. The third season of the best show on television opens with a haunting montage of behind-the-scenes confessional footage from 2019 showing us how far we’ve come since that first season and just how far off the rails we’ve gone. It can mean only one thing: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back - and it’s off to an ominous start. The sweet sounds of a knockoff Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
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